SCARY STORIES!

TIGER STORY 
Once upon a  time, there was a tiger named angry attack. He was always attacking even at lunchtime. He got all the food in every place he went and once he even ate a tiger trying to get his meal. He ate so much that he had blood on his mouth. Finally, zookeeper's trapped him in a cage. But he was a mutant tiger, so if he ate, his teeth got stronger and stronger until they could break metal, even Wolverine's metal! So he gnawed the metal fence and got out. He ate the zookeeper and all the zoo animals and workers. He ate all the people of the world and took over the world.

ALIEN STORY
Once there was an Alien that lived on the planet Venus. But one day a bomb came from earth to destroy all the aliens. The bomb hit Venus but just in time one Alien escaped and went to Earth to destroy people. When he came to Earth there was a thick atmosphere but he bumped against it and used a laser to destroy the atmosphere.  He began to fall because the lasers took so much energy.  He landed on Mount Everest and then he bounced into a boulder and jumped on to a train. He used his sword to cut the train in half. His sword was even stronger than Wolverine’s metal skeleton. He was unstoppable. He killed 80 people in two days! Then he decided to return to his UFO for the next step. He was a robot Alien with rockets on his feet, allowing him to fly into the air. But when he reached the UFO he was low on power and he crashed. He got up into the UFO and started loading missiles into his ship and sent them to the Empire State Building. Then he turned to the rest of the world and destroyed all of it so he could rule with his evil tiger assistant. Finally, he took over the whole galaxy!

many years passed....

And one day the tiger became very hungry because they had already destoyed all the life in the galaxy. The tiger attacked the Alien and held him in his teeth. The Alien shot the tiger with his lasers but it was too late! They both died, leaving the universe cold and empty.

FUNNY STORIES

There once was a boy named James. James had a naughty baby brother and an older brother. Tomorrow was the first day of middle school so he went to bed really early. But when it was 6 o clock his brother closed the curtains and changed his clock to make him think he was late. He tripped down the stairs. Then he went to school where he had an enemy named John who always made fun of him. John also always wanted to fight him in football, where the strong teams would fight the weak teams: causing all the weak teams to lose. When he went home his brother scared him and said "I'm going to eat you" The boy had to go to the bathroom so he rushed ot the door but his brother was there. He put on full body armor and got ready to fight the shoes he saw under the bathroom door but it was just shoes! He started to pee when his brother came in and he accidentally peed on him!! In the end he went downstairs and his mother scolded him and punished him by sending him to his room. But it was a long day so he fell asleep in bed.