Once there was an alien who was bored of his solar system so he found a new world. He travelled for one billion years and near the end of the universe he found a crazy world. In this world everything was square: all the people looked like robots, all the animals looked like robot animals, even the water was square! The robots were surprised because the Alien's body was not square. His legs looked like an octopus' legs, his body looked like a UFO, and his head was round and inside a space helmet. The robot people accused the Alien, because the rule was that EVERYTHING had to be square. The Alien decided to run away to next planet in the solar system. This world was also a crazy! Every Alien in this world had three heads, bodies like elephants, and legs like octopuses. When the three-headed Aliens saw the traveler they laughed and said "You are stupid because you only have one head and we have three!" The Alien felt hurt so he left to find a new planet.

He found a world full of very stupid people, their heads were like a pig and their bodies looked like people. They asked the Alien many questions they could not answer. To the Alien the questions were VERY easy. But he was worried because he knew the stupid people would want to kill a smart Alien like him. So he pretended he was also very stupid. After 2 days he assassinated (killed) many Alien leaders because this planet was very crazy and he wanted to change the world and make it a better place. He changed everything about the stupid world. He changed all the rules and made a school to help the poor stupid people. The people were so happy with the changes that they made him king. But the Alien wanted to see all of the Universe, so he did not stay...

In the end, the Alien wanted to see more places but he was very tired, so he went home for one trillion days. And after one trillion days passed the Alien thought he did not need to keep travelling, he learned that home was the best place after all!