Teacher: Megan

My girls' middle school is very crazy because these girls are all crazy. 

But girls are supposed to be very shy and cute, right? If this were actually true, then this Earth would end. 

Why do I know that? Because I go to a school which is only for girls. 

First, many people say girls are concerned with their weight, so they don't eat much. Girls like food like you, right? In fact, "like" is not the right word to girls, it is much more than that: they see food and go crazy. 

Girls should eat enough to live, and play a lot of sports to keep fit. But then they tell other people that they don't eat much because of their diet. The truth is even worse than that, they love pudding, cakes, ice cream and other sweets. 

Second, they are supposed to be modest, but they are telling many dirty stories. The stories are about kissing or about details of various movies. The girls record a naughty part of the movie, show it to their friends and then talk about it. The girls are so impure and perverse. 

Third, people see girls as weak, so they must be protected. But girls actually just pretend to be demure so that boys will protect them. So they lie to get the boys' attention, but afterward they told me the truth that they were not scared at all. When they go into a haunted house with only girls, they say, “What's this? This is only stupid”. They say this because there aren't any boys around. If there were boys, the girls would act very scared. Don't let their appearance fool you. 

Fourth, do you know the word, “womanizer”? If one boy has two girlfriends at the same time, often girls have four boyfriends. Well, girls have a similar term for a girl who dates more than one boy at one time. We can call them a “manizer”. A “manizer” is a girl who has many boyfriends.

This is all more than true! I know because I'm a girl who goes to a girls' school. Girls are evil.

Discussion questions:

Tell me what you understood from the story!

1. Who is the speaker, "Yoon"?

2. How do girls react to food? What do they tell people about their diets? How does Yoon feel about food?

3. Why do you think Yoon calls girls "impure and perverse"?

4. According to Yoon, girls are not so demure. What is Yoon's confession? What do you think about girls?

5. Please explain the word, "manizer"! What do you think about it?

6. Do you agree with Yoon that girls are evil?