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Teacher: Megan
My girl's middle school is very crazy because these girls are all crazy.
But girls are very shy and cute, right?
If this is true and girls are shy and cute and nice then this Earth will fall.
Why do I think that?
...because I go to a girl's middle school.
First, girls like food, right? "Like", no... they see food and they go crazy.
Second, they are telling many sexual stories. The stories are about kissing or about details of a movie. The girls take imaging capture during the movie and then talk about them later. The girls are so impure.
Third, you know girls like shopping! They shop together like in a wolf pack. But sometimes girls have a schedule. If at 9 o'clock, they are to see a movie and 10 o'clock they have to practice their music lesson, then they secretly change the time on their schedule in order to shop more. They sometimes change their schedule in the bathroom! They would risk their life for the items of shopping.
Fourth, many people say girls have diets. It's possible, but it's impossible. This is because we say, “I am not eating and I am playing lots of sports”, but then that is impossible to survive. Remember the first thing I said?... I said girls love food. They are crazy about food, but then they say they can't eat anything because of their diet. They love pudding, cakes, ice cream, etc.
Fifth, girls pretend to be scared. They pretend to be scared because the boys will protect them. So they lie to get the boys attention, but afterward they tell me the truth that they were not scared at all. When they go into a ghost house with other girls they say, “Beeeep, what's this. This is stupid”. They say this because there aren't any boys. When there are boys they act scared. Don't let their appearance fool you.
Sixth, do you know “womanizer”? If one boy dates two girls at the same time, then girls date four boys at the same time. Well, girls have the same name for them. We can call them a “manizer”. A “manizer” is a girl who has many boyfriends.
This is all 120% true! I know because I'm a girl. Girls are the devil.
