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Pristine B. Jones (inspired by the 'Junie B. Jones' series)

February 13th, 2015

Today was an annoying, stupid, tired, angry forever day! I hate going to school. It’s like a PRISON! P-R-I-S-O-N!

First, I had to wake up because mom came in and said “Hey Pristine B., wake up! Wake UP!”

I told her, “Mom I’m sick.”

But she said “No, no you’re acting Pristine B.! Wake up!

So I woke up and ate my stupid breakfast! I allwwwwaaaaaays eat breakfast.  I don’t know why my mom always gives me tomato with breakfast, I HATE TOMATO.             

Then I went to school and studied. Mrs. allllllllwaaaaaayyys makes us study and she HATES me. I don’t know why! Maybe it’s because I’m so pretty and smart, and she feels JEALOUS! J-E-A-L-O-U-S.

Then at lunch, again, TOMATO. When I saw it I said, “I hate this school, I hope it disappears!”

Then I saw the principle behind me. They made me go to the office, AGAIN.

After lunch we had recess, it’s the best time, my FAVORITE time of the day. I L-O-V-E love R-E-C-E-S-S recess.

Today, I played with Grace. We were having fun but then Jimmy came over to me and started teasing me!

He said, “Stupid Pristine B. Jones, you are just a smelly bones!”

I was angry and I was sad, so I cried. I hate that stupid Jimmy boy!

 At the end of recess he said, “I'm sorry,” and gave me a letter.

But I still don’t like him. Maybe I will read his stupid letter at home.  Right now I don’t have time!

First I thought, ‘I think he gave me the wrong letter’! But he wrote ‘Pristine B.’ and even he is not that stupid!

February 14th, 2015

(early)

Today is not a special day, but I feel a little bit excited—I don’t why… I guess maybe it’s because I have to tell that dumb Jimmy boy “Sorry, but I think you gave me the wrong letter!” Anyway, I will tell you what happens later.

February 14th, 2015

(later)

Jimmy is just the best! After I told him he gave me the wrong letter he said nervously “No….no… I gave you the right letter Pristine B., after school can you come with me? I have to take you someplace…”

After school Jimmy took me to his house. I was surprised to find out Jimmy is my next-door neighbor! He brought me to his room and he opened the door. WOW! There was a heart with a rose, in the heart it said “Pristine B. Jones I LOVE you! Please B my Valentein Valentine!”

Today was a lovely, happy, smile forever day!

The End.