Jake’s School Rules

 

1. Punch the teacher every time you meet the teacher.

2. Don’t listen to the teacher. 

3. Do not pay attention in class.

4. Do not study during class time.

5. Do not say “bye” when you leave

6. Do not do what the teacher says. 

7. Never wear a helmet

8. Do 100 jumping jacks during class time.

9. Be strong and throw the teacher.

10. SQUEEZE the teacher very hard when you see him. 

11. Never do your homework.

12. Push the teacher until he cries.

13. Never raise your hand in class.

14. Never sit properly.